) Hendrick Schmendrik quite egoschentric

January 30th, 2015 | Categories: communication, cultural, emotional turmoil, short & sweet, top ranked

Meet Hendrik Schmendrik:
As you can tell
he’s egoschentric
likes himself well

Normal, far from eccentric
clearly self-enamored
his thinking geocentric
so his mundane yammer

He rarely gets anything right
while sounds off as if certain!
Who knows, perhaps he’s even bright
if just pulled up his curtain?

Til then he’s always certain
albeit still rarely right

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-geocentric = representing the earth as the center, as in former astronomical systems
-pull up one’s curtain = here: to inform & educate oneself
-schmendrik = (Yiddish) an ineffectual, foolish, or contemptible person

edited 03/11/22 0825

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