***%) ‘Shelf stable’ cream

February 10th, 2018 | Categories: arcane, consumer mind, science, short & sweet, top ranked, verses celebrational

Here’s a gripping tale non-dripping
of hermetically sealed
tight container of cream whipping
with the longest lasting yield

A packaged whipping cream
truly ‘shelf stable’
long the hostess’ dream
for the smart table!

But won’t stabilize a wobbly shelf
Repeatedly tried and failed myself

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-‘shelf stable’ = (marketing lingo) the cream stays fresh for a few months in an unopened container outside the refrigerator – while the package is useless for stabilizing a wobbly shelf

edited 01/28/23 1755

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