) She’s an ace consumer in good humor

July 4th, 2020 | Categories: consumer mind, cultural, fitness, neighborhood, top ranked

Our neighbor who left (not ‘fled’, actually) Russia, and now an American citizen, did the other day turn down the rye bread we offered but gladly took the lemons:

A reason she ‘fled’
tired of that dour Russian
hard to chew rye bread
Wants no repercussion

when offered her in US blest!
Now prefers soft bread & folk
in newfound goods-laden quest
she’s virtue-signalling woke

Jokes she while slicing lemons yellow
“Don’t they come in other color?”
adds, in demeanor no less mellow:
“Sure you couldn’t find any smaller?”

If smart enough to be an Ace Consumer
would we not all float around in good humor?

edited 01/16/23 0805

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