) Standing up, while sitting down
Current debate in Sweden indicates a need to beef up its military. Against the ‘regime change plotting’, warmongering Americans & and their hapless Allies, who have recently devastated whole countries & cultures and left untold millions dead, maimed or displaced? Oh, no! Absurdly against the Russians.
Be that as it may advanced Swedish beefing up technology that is already cutting it (pun intended) includes the Robotic Lawn Mower
http://www.husqvarna.com/us/products/robotic-lawn-mowers/
Thus patriotic Swedes are already standing up – while sitting down – against those threatening our borders, viz.:
High tech robotic
in world chaotic.
Here’s a narcotic
for the neurotic:
When deployed along one’s hedge
close up by our neighbor
we’re driving another wedge!
Rattling newest sabre!
Surely posing patriotic
though perhaps a bit quixotic?
By patrolling the lawn
we’re neither prawn or pawn,
while in deck chairs we yawn
displaying high-tech brawn.
As well are we not fortunate
strengthening community
spared gardeners importunate
with ‘RC’ impunity:
While in his or her comfy chair
slouches a Swede loaded for bear.
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-importunate = persistent in solicitation, sometimes annoyingly so
-RC = remote control
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