August 26th, 2013 | Categories: cultural, ephemeral & beyond, escape, short & sweet, top ranked

If ours not staunch frugality
(time out here for shocked gasping!)
but a stingy mentality
of plain greedily grasping

Aren’t we rather shark teethed & finned
of others plight coldly blind
oblivious, harsh or thick skinned
while to self indulgent kind?

Thus ingrained shall we comprehend
what is our life, lived to what end?

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August 23rd, 2013 | Categories: communication, cultural, escape, political, short & sweet, top ranked

Oh, what nonsense conferred
Claiming it is us who drive
while in backseat chauffeured
How we presume & connive!

We wobble gushingly inane
Us boorish bloviators
we hobble on presumption’s cane
rubber sword gladiators

We ignore contradiction
with our suavest diction
Our syntax dereliction
turns pureed affliction

Between reality and fiction
there’s absolute absence of friction

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August 20th, 2013 | Categories: bicycling, cultural, short & sweet, top ranked, traffic

Asks cyclist amidst ‘metal boxes on rubber’
predatorily sleek or overreach blubber:

So in love head over heels
with their crisply gleaming
well appointed ‘caves on wheels’
why aren’t drivers beaming?

In soft seat behind windshield
might driving perhaps be
in climate control congealed
akin to watch TV:

Like sealed off, stale behind chromed grill?
No wind in face, crisp morning chill

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August 19th, 2013 | Categories: cultural, environment, neighborhood, technology

I nominate as emblematic
while Flora & Fauna glower
of Society symptomatic:
The ubiquitous Leaf Blower

Its credentials are compelling:
Viciously vociferous
Dust stirring jet, fetid smelling
Exhaust carboniferous

Factually there’s no disputing
it’s to Nature quite abusive
being so profusely polluting
and to Neighborhoods intrusive

It replaces rasping raking
of erstwhile such enjoyment
and while by ‘techno fix’ making
sure increased unemployment

Its shortsightedness enigmatic
does not provide a solution
Of our carelessness symptomatic
just shifts dirt in winked collusion!

So by pretense are we then absolved
though the core issues remain unsolved?

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August 18th, 2013 | Categories: bicycling, environment, fitness, traffic

If a person is convinced that wearing a bike helmet flattens hairdos beyond What Fashion Dictates, that bicycling suggests Financial Failure, that all travel must be undertaken in a Glass and Metal/Plastics Bubble (preferably of at least 20x the weight and 900x times the power of the driver), and moving around must be done at an unsustainable expense to individual safety, public health, fitness, the environment and energy use – then presumably the matter shall rest there (although not too comfortably one should hope).

The same bicycle that remains treasured by numerous Americans for recreation shall thus remain largely jilted for errands and transportation — even for short distances, on easy terrain, in good weather and with light loads.

There’s also the bicycle’s role in scientific breakthroughs. Albert Einstein did not say about his Theory of Relativity that it came to him while out driving. He said that it came to him while bicycling.

Worried about safety? If you think that the car is safer than a bicycle let me ask: ‘Would prefer to be run over by a car or a bicycle?’

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How Sam rode resiliently in 2013 despite a commandeering cough, checked out backyard chickens, and how a milkshake miraculously mitigated

Rolling on a Sunday ride
pedaling a small fixed sprocket
Sam strong, bouncy & clear eyed
the essential Pocket Rocket!

His pedaling pace quickens
then slowing, he jumps off
when spotting backyard chickens
while muffling his deep cough

Onward through Meridian park
scattered with Denizens of Despair
their dogs growling, jumping & bark
to a passerby’s averted glare

On morning street warming still
Sam urges cough medication:
a Dairy Queen milkshake swill
brings a prompt healing sensation

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May 13th, 2013 | Categories: arcane, bicycling, children, fitness, verses celebrational

I pedaled that day in 2013 with Sam, a.k.a. Compact Competence Incarnate, dressed
in a hooded sweatshirt with a Melsterescque(*) slogan on the back:
‘Failure to Prepare is Preparing to Fail’

Undaunted Sam glides
movements thrifty
confident, astride
agile, nifty

Confident, cheerful & nimble
legs strong while look salami
pushing ahead like a thimble
centered like a swami

Brave heart pumping
pedaling, mind calm
twisting, jumping
with superb aplomb

Eyes empathetic
gaze magnetic
body athletic
glide kinetic

Engaged as well linguistic
Japanese for ordering ease
detachment of the mystic
while making sure its ‘melted cheese’

*

At lunch break, we spoke about his Japanese studies and the mystery of why
humans speak different languages. While chomping on his melted cheese
(indeed!) sandwich Sam discoursed flawlessly on the communicative
differences between humans and dogs, viz.:

“Humans who speak Japanese and English sound differently. If one speaks
only Japanese and the other English only they shall not understand each
other. However, if they both speak a common language they shall sound
the same (more or less) and they shall understand each other.

Japanese and American dogs bark the same. A Japanese dog understands a
Japanese dog. An American dog understands an American dog. However even
though Japanese and American dogs bark the same they shall not
understand each other!”

+)
Melster is Sam’s highly methodical mother’s maiden name

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Flutters like a bird her hand
furtive lingering glance
sweeping away a hair strand
‘find me, give life a chance!’

Green eyes of yes
aspiring lips
‘unzip my dress!’
conspiring hips.

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December 29th, 2008 | Categories: children, cultural, environment, memoirs, neighborhood, technology, traffic, youth

‘Paradise lost’ or ‘How we eagerly and blindly fell in with the
take-no-hostages Automotive and Petroleum twins’.

The providential element of being an astute observer lies in the timing.
In this case I successfully positioned myself to grow up in Sweden and
Norway in the 1950’s.

There were skis, as in transportation. I have actually commuted to
school on skis, although for you who may abhor childhood hardship
stories I hasten to add that this was done only when there was snow on
the ground. We nimbly braved what little motorized traffic there was
with youthful abandon. A small forest of parked skis were rooted in the
snow banks in front of our school house. Our class room smelled of
drying wool mittens perched on clanking central heating radiators. We
skidded around on puddled floors. The skis themselves were utilitarian
and no special skiing outfits existed in our world. We skied in the same
outfit we rode the street car in or went to the Saturday movie matinee
in. At birthday parties we boys merely added a bow tie.

Year round there was prodigious walking. My grandmother and I, lugging
wicker baskets with groceries, would routinely get off the streetcar
several stops before her house in order to save the less than five cents
in zone surcharge. My grandparents were not poor, merely frugal and they
had grown up walking everywhere.

A flashy traveling salesman uncle of mine drove one of very few Ford
V8:s within our national borders. When he pulled up at our apartment
building admiring crowds would quickly but cautiously gather. You are
what you drive, which was particularly nice for this uncle. There was
surplus glory also for me to bask in.

Otherwise us boys owned the city swiftly moving around on blue,
bell-clanging, street cars. Without prodding we vacated its polished,
wooden seats for ladies. While greater acts of chivalry may be found, it
was never-the-less indicative of our society’s level of common courtesy
and consideration.

For travel over greater distances the arrival and departure of trains
and passenger ships were climactic and celebrated community events,
providing emotional and mind expanding opportunities to gather, to watch
and be seen. Above all trains and ships held the lure of exotic places,
opportunity, adventure and romance. Elation such as this can never be
even remotely imagined or simulated by backing one’s car out of the
garage.

Horses, carts, bikes and trikes were still used for deliveries and light
transport. There were of course a modest number of cars besides my
uncle’s. I recall vividly when my buddies and I spotted our first
Studebaker: “Mom, you won’t believe it. You can’t tell the front from
the rear!” My friend Pelle wondered whether it needed a reverse gear as
it looked like it had two front ends. Later I learned that he had gone
on to a distinguished political career.

There were all sorts of odd, fun, personable little cars (unlike today’s
smooth, highly accomplished conformity) such as tinny Lloyds, sardine
can-like Citroen CV2s with rubber band suspension, phone booth styled
Populars and Anglias, Messerschmidt motorcycle cars and sleek SAAB:s
flaunting their airplane heritages, VW bugs with two small rear windows,
and stodgy, stolid Volvos with lines replicated with embarrassing ease
in wood shop. These early cars made noise out of proportion to their
numbers and modest power. Their exhaust smelled and spelled Progress.

At that time cars were still treated like newly arrived guests, i.e.
with reserved curiosity and friendliness. Little did we suspect how
quickly and resoundingly these guests would overstay their welcome, make
themselves feel at home, and move out horses, carts, streetcars, trains
and eventually bicycles and pedestrians.

Back then a child would in the course of a day be exposed to more
bicycles than ads. Most folks seemed to ride a bike. One ad declared the
Husquarna bicycle to be the easiest to pedal, and it also would “get you
there first”. Ads were particularly effective at that time as we were
brought up to have unflagging trust in adults. While we otherwise prided
ourselves on being a rational, albeit a bit dull, society the underlying
premise of adult-child communication was that the adult was always
right. Just like the storekeeper was always right. That insincere
nonsense that the customer is always right was yet to enrich our
culture.

On my sixth birthday I was presented with a gleaming, red, one speed
Husquarna bicycle. However, it turned out to be no easier to pedal than
Pelle’s blue Monark. Furthermore the ad’s “there” clearly did not refer
to our local candy shop, because Pelle beat me there every time, except
once when he got a flat.

What saved me from turning a cynic at an early age? Cynicism was simply not an option in our neighborhood of self-proclaimed very nice people. Growing up in a major port city we had a few not so well mannered sailors sometimes idling away their time between voyages in dives down by the docks. They would be the ones expected to indulge in assorted unsavory behavior such as cynicism, smelling of beer and shouting mild obscenities.

This was a time of transition, which allowed us to cough from car
exhaust and simultaneously step in horse manure in the streets.
Prosperity was yet to reach the masses. Those who shall suggest what is
obvious today, i.e. that no prosperity is needed to purchase a car must
realize that payment on terms was then simply unheard of. And who had a
driver’s license?

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December 28th, 2008 | Categories: human power augmentation

From reading automotive publications one never-ceasing trend stands out: Progress is clearly viewed in the context of ever larger and more power. While some small-akin cars are still offered can anyone recall when last a new model-year vehicle was introduced as “Now … with Less Power”? The lemming race for more power is oblivious of speed limits, ever-slower traffic, fatalities, pollution, wars related to petroleum supplies, climate collapse etc.

There does not seem to be anything even remotely ridiculous, in the eyes of auto makers and most consumers, about 100+ mph top speed cars spending most of their rolling hours in perhaps 20 mph average urban traffic or the need for thousands of pounds of vehicle to transport tiny humans.

If arguably the average car/suv engine develops 160 HP while the average driver may be able to produce continuously 100 Watt or 0.13 HP were he or she pedaling we calculate an engine-to-human power ratio of 1230:1.

In comparison an e.g. 250 Watt (0.33 HP) electric bike drops the motor-to-human power (for an average rider) ratio to, the still amazingly useful in some applications of, 2.5:1.

If the average car/suv weighs 4,000 lb and the average driver weighs 180 lb then the car-to-human weight ratio is 22:1.

At e.g. 60 lb the electric bike-to-human weight ratio drops to an inverted 1:3, i.e. the vehicle weighs one third of the rider.

Is there a message and opportunity here? Certainly, in case we are interested: Human power can matter and matters greatly in the right application.

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